13 January 2008

I’m Gonna Wash These Dishes With My Tears

I was listening to Loretta Lynn this morning while I was doing some housework and singing along like a crazy person, like you do. Listening to “You’re the Reason Our Kids are Ugly” reminded me of “I’m Gonna Wash These Dishes With My Tears”, which isn’t a country song, but it should be. These country songs, however, are real and wonderful.

Is It Cold in Here, or Is it Just You?

Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?

I Sent Her Artifical Flowers For Her Artificial Love

I Wanna Be A Blue Light Special In The K-mart Of Your Heart

Feelin’ Single and Drinkin’ Doubles

All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down

Beauty is Only Skin Deep, but Ugly Goes Clean to the Bone

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