18 January 2008

Facebook groups about Corey Delaney: a taxonomy

As of this morning, there are 70 groups on Facebook about Corey Delaney (née Worthington). There's something for everyone! To make navigating them a little easier – it's so hard to decide! – I've classified them into this handy guide.

NEUTRAL > Discussion
✮ Corey Delaney: A genius or a complete retard?
✮ Corey Delaney: Friend or Foe?

FANS > General
✮ Corey Delaney, we salute you.
✮ Corey Delaney Fan Club
✮ Corey "Party boy" from Narre Warrin Fan Club
✮ Corey Worthington Official Fan Club
✮ Friends of Corey Delaney

FANS > Descriptive
✮ COREY DELANEY - PARTY LIASON OF THE SUBURBS
✮ Corey Delaney > Van Wilder
✮ COREY DELANEY IS A DEADSET LEGEND
✮ Corey Delaney is the partayyy GOD!!
✮ Corey Delaney... Party Legend
✮ Corey Delaney= hero
✮ Corey the Party King, My Newfound Hero
✮ Corey Worthington Delaney is FIT!!!

FANS > Descriptive > Accessories
✮ Corey Delany, His Sunglasses Are Famous

FANS > Descriptive > Endorsement
✮ Corey Delaney throws a wicked party!

FANS > Advisory > Corey
✮ Corey Delaney - Don’t take off your shades

FANS > Advisory > Corey > Employment
✮ Corey Worthington Should Throw Us A Party

FANS > Aspirational
✮ I wanna party with Corey Delaney!
✮ I Want To Party With Corey Delaney
✮ I want to party with Corey Delaney
✮ I want to party with Ben Cousins and Corey Delaney

FANS > Imitative
✮ People that party like Corey Delaney

FANS > Employment
✮ Corey Delaney - Plan My Party
✮ I want Corey Delaney to organise a party for me!
✮ I want Corey Delaney to organise my next party!!!!
✮ I want Corey Delaney to throw me a party
✮ I Want My Next Party Run By Corey Delaney

FANS > Support
✮ Free Corey Delaney!
✮ Free Corey Delaney.
✮ HELP COREY THE AUSTRALIAN KID RAISE 20K
✮ I support Corey Delaney
✮ Save Corey

HATERS > General
✮ Corey Delaney Non-Appreciation Society
✮ I Hate Corey Delaney

HATERS > Descriptive
✮ Corey Delaney (the kid who held the party in Melbourne) is a tool
✮ Corey Delaney from MySpace is a f**king tool!
✮ Corey Delaney is a cock jockey!
✮ COREY DELANEY IS A DEADSET IDIOT
✮ Corey Delaney is a DOUCHE BAG!!!
✮ COREY DELANEY IS A DUMB BOGAN
✮ COREY DELANEY IS A FUCKING KNOB
✮ Corey Delaney is a FUCKING TWAT!
✮ Corey Delaney is a fucktard
✮ Corey Delaney is a knob
✮ Corey Delaney is a knob
✮ COREY DELANEY IS A PLEB!
✮ COREY DELANEY IS A WANKER
✮ Corey Delaney is a wanker!
✮ Corey Delaney is an ugly wanker with NO sense of taste or style!!!!
✮ Corey Delaney is NOT a legend but a bogan idiot
✮ Corey Delaney Sucks 12"
✮ Corey Delaney....What a Fuck Wit
✮ Corey Worthington Delaney is a Wanker!
✮ Corey Worthington is a WANKER!
✮ PARTY BOY is a wanker!!!!
✮ Vote Corey Delaney - Australia's Biggest Bogan!!

HATERS > Violent
✮ Association In Favour Of Giving Corey Delaney A Clip Around The Ears
✮ Corey Delaney has definitely gone the right way for a smacked bottom
✮ WHO WANTS TO BASH Corey Worthington?

HATERS > Descriptive and violent
✮ Corey Delaney is a douchebag and I want to break his f*ckin sunnies
✮ Party Boy Corey Worthington Delaney is a tool and deserves a beating!!
✮ someone should belt corey delaney, that little stupid sunglasses idiot

HATERS > Advisory > Corey
✮ Corey Delaney, grow up mate
✮ Corey Delaney - Grow the F*CK up
✮ Corey Worthington/Delaney should go hang himself

HATERS > Advisory > Corey’s parents
✮ Corey Delaney should be put up for adoption
✮ Corey Delaney should have been a Head Job

HATERS > Advisory > Media
✮ Get corey delaney off the news

Update:
at the end of the day there were 200 groups. Sheesh.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

rofl

cracked me up

Ben said...

Funny! I like "Corey Delaney has definitely gone the right way for a smacked bottom".

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