I’m Gonna Wash These Dishes With My Tears

I was listening to Loretta Lynn this morning while I was doing some housework and singing along like a crazy person, like you do. Listening to “You’re the Reason Our Kids are Ugly” reminded me of “I’m Gonna Wash These Dishes With My Tears”, which isn’t a country song, but it should be. These country songs, however, are real and wonderful.

♪ Is It Cold in Here, or Is it Just You?

♪ Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?

♪ I Sent Her Artifical Flowers For Her Artificial Love

♪ I Wanna Be A Blue Light Special In The K-mart Of Your Heart

♪ Feelin’ Single and Drinkin’ Doubles

♪ All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down

♪ Beauty is Only Skin Deep, but Ugly Goes Clean to the Bone