06 January 2009

Barbie's resume

Barbie turns 50 years old this year and, like many mature-age workers, she has quite an impressive resume. Here's a random sampling of her work experience.



Defence
Air Force Fighter Pilot
United States Army officer
United States Navy officer

Education
Art Teacher
Sign Language Teacher
Spanish Language Teacher
Student Teacher

Entertainment
American Idol contestant
Ballerina
Circus Star
Movie Producer
Movie Star
Radio City Music Hall Rockette
Rock Star

Health, Beauty & Fitness
Aerobics Instructor
Dentist
Doctor
Fashion Model
Mary Kay Star Consultant
Nurse
Pediatrician
Surgeon
Veterinarian
Yoga Instructor

Politics
Ambassador for World Peace
Candidate for President
President

Service
Babysitter
Chef
Firefighter
Flight Attendant
McDonald's employee
Police Officer

Sports
Cheerleader
NASCAR Driver
Olympic Figure Skater
Olympic Gymnast
Professional Figure Skater
Tennis Star
WNBA Basketball Player
World Cup Soccer Competitor

Other
Astronaut
Cowgirl
Paleontologist

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Was she ever a *plastic* surgeon?
If I was a recruiter reading her resune, I would think she was fickled.