<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947</id><updated>2012-01-07T17:40:52.109+11:00</updated><category term='media'/><category term='ephemera'/><category term='technology'/><category term='terror'/><category term='law'/><category term='food'/><category term='culture'/><category term='history'/><category term='religion'/><category term='music'/><category term='language'/><category term='art'/><category term='fashion'/><category term='science'/><title type='text'>☞ B L O G U E ☜</title><subtitle type='html'>Chaos is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>171</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-2597967060498831778</id><published>2009-06-07T00:49:00.001+10:00</published><updated>2009-06-07T00:50:12.893+10:00</updated><title type='text'>The last post</title><summary type='text'>I've decided to take my blogging in two different directions, so this will be my last post on Blogue. The blog still gets great numbers, especially for some of the archival pieces (and the Reddit piece below is still on fire), so I won't delete the blog unless I see that it has faded into history. So, what's next?I have just launched a new blog about Australian artists, designers and thinkers </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/2597967060498831778/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=2597967060498831778' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/2597967060498831778'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/2597967060498831778'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/06/last-post.html' title='The last post'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-1547509896958167752</id><published>2009-04-19T14:55:00.003+10:00</published><updated>2009-05-10T02:56:10.368+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Reddit: yeah, I geddit</title><summary type='text'>Reddit.com’s RSS feed (“what’s new online”) has been in my news reader for a while. As part of a cull of noisy, useless feeds, I’ve just deleted it. A more literate version of 4chan, with significantly less users, it produces the same results over and over. Here’s everything you need to know about Reddit users' worldview.1. McDonald’s is bad.In fact, all multinational corporations are bad, but </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/1547509896958167752/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=1547509896958167752' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/1547509896958167752'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/1547509896958167752'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/04/reddit-yeah-i-geddit.html' title='Reddit: yeah, I geddit'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SeqxaEdIhAI/AAAAAAAAAxE/svhk9kjcR6g/s72-c/Picture+3.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-6835118793249073426</id><published>2009-04-13T00:35:00.002+10:00</published><updated>2009-04-13T00:41:25.039+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='culture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='language'/><title type='text'>OMG, Mr Darcy!</title><summary type='text'>Excerpts from 1-star reviews of Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice on Amazon.com.It just goes on and on and on, only to lead this sister ending up with that guy, this sister ending up with that guy, etc. — Adam ApplebyPersonally I am disgusted. I think that they are all pompous and rather annoying. — A CustomerA terrible bore, really sort of a nightmare that never ends. — Laura “witchbaby”I find </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/6835118793249073426/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=6835118793249073426' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/6835118793249073426'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/6835118793249073426'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/04/omg-mr-darcy.html' title='OMG, Mr Darcy!'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-6592902433722987243</id><published>2009-04-11T23:01:00.002+10:00</published><updated>2009-04-11T23:09:33.308+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Pile o' linx #1</title><summary type='text'>toyA simple audio interface with instant gratification.[link]badFor Easter, a pair of horribly designed Christian sites.[Exhibit A][Exhibit B]usefulIf you find something you want to read online but don’t have time to read it now, use Instapaper.[link]pointlessHow fast can you click your spacebar?[link]videoEvery straight man’s fantasy. A demo ad by Adam Green and Will Barratt.[link]oddHow to make</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/6592902433722987243/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=6592902433722987243' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/6592902433722987243'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/6592902433722987243'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/04/pile-o-linx-1.html' title='Pile o&apos; linx #1'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-4442796578703816608</id><published>2009-04-04T21:03:00.005+11:00</published><updated>2009-04-05T02:03:27.031+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fashion'/><title type='text'>Inconspicuous consumption</title><summary type='text'>The economic downturn and the growing awareness of the consequences of diamond mining have already heralded the death of bling.As the economy worsens, flashing the cash is seen as more and more inappropriate. Formerly logo-smothered fashion and accessories are out; discreet luxury is in.Leading online luxury fashion retailer Net-a-porter is, not surprisingly, embracing the trend. Its standard </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/4442796578703816608/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=4442796578703816608' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4442796578703816608'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4442796578703816608'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/04/inconspicuous-consumption.html' title='Inconspicuous consumption'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SdcxP0Y9HPI/AAAAAAAAAw8/Pw98zsWlPEA/s72-c/Picture+1.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-4341588406387100360</id><published>2009-04-04T15:10:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2009-04-04T15:10:59.238+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><title type='text'>Jeez, Greg. Take the hint</title><summary type='text'>


[via Burbia]</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/4341588406387100360/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=4341588406387100360' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4341588406387100360'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4341588406387100360'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/04/jeez-greg-take-hint.html' title='Jeez, Greg. Take the hint'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SdbdGHXmpAI/AAAAAAAAAw0/L4TsB5NoTUg/s72-c/stayaway5a_0.preview.jpg.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-2870368545198027411</id><published>2009-04-02T20:34:00.002+11:00</published><updated>2009-04-02T20:43:24.507+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='culture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><title type='text'>Making sense of the money mess</title><summary type='text'>I suspect that most people outside the money industries don't really understand why the financial system collapsed and how pervasive it is. That's why all the various elements of it have just been put in one big conceptual box and called the "economic crisis".This video, made by Los Angeles–based designer Jonathan Jarvis, is the best graphic visualisation of how this all came about I have seen, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/2870368545198027411/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=2870368545198027411' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/2870368545198027411'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/2870368545198027411'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/04/making-sense-of-money-mess.html' title='Making sense of the money mess'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-5569355036862445373</id><published>2009-03-22T12:40:00.002+11:00</published><updated>2009-04-04T21:14:42.451+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><title type='text'>Nice to meet you, too: some first impressions of Twitter</title><summary type='text'>I’m aware that blogging about Twitter is like dancing about architecture, but I can’t write 140-characters-or-less forever. I also get that I'm late to the party but that's never stopped me before.I started an account for the magazine I work for first. It’s a sign of the times that after 25 years in print, I get a daily report on UBs and PIs for the magazine’s website. “It’s the future!” everyone</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/5569355036862445373/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=5569355036862445373' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/5569355036862445373'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/5569355036862445373'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/03/nice-to-meet-you-too-some-first.html' title='Nice to meet you, too: some first impressions of Twitter'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-5179507876986831744</id><published>2009-03-16T23:32:00.001+11:00</published><updated>2009-04-05T01:57:38.366+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Writing, writing, writing</title><summary type='text'>I'm working on several writing projects at once at the moment, including contributing to a book, two other blogs (in another voice!) and my work.I'm also trying out Twitter, so feel free to follow me there. I'm @kollektor.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/5179507876986831744/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=5179507876986831744' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/5179507876986831744'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/5179507876986831744'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/03/writing-writing-writing.html' title='Writing, writing, writing'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-2808687102541676760</id><published>2009-02-28T04:30:00.003+11:00</published><updated>2009-02-28T23:01:07.241+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='culture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><title type='text'>Why I love 30 Rock. Why I love Tina Fey. Why I love Alec Baldwin</title><summary type='text'>Jack + Elisa = Jalisa. Because they went here for one second: Jack's pink and blue Jalisa T-shirts.And as Liz and Kenneth came out of the subway: the X train to Zorgonia Avenue and a "coming soon" poster for Jenna's movie, Janie Jimplin.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/2808687102541676760/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=2808687102541676760' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/2808687102541676760'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/2808687102541676760'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/02/why-i-love-30-rock-why-i-love-tina-fey.html' title='Why I love 30 Rock. Why I love Tina Fey. Why I love Alec Baldwin'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SagjJOMeVwI/AAAAAAAAAv0/1IuQs1a1lmg/s72-c/Picture+2.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-4251700518296239161</id><published>2009-02-24T00:10:00.005+11:00</published><updated>2009-02-24T10:36:31.936+11:00</updated><title type='text'>How'd I do? Hopeless!</title><summary type='text'>My Oscar picks were terrible! Only one right: Sean Penn. It's a good thing I didn't have money on them!I should have taken a stab at the Visual Effects award, because the team on The Curious Case of Benjamin Button achieved a real and important technical breakthrough, despite the film's Forrest Gump–backwards plot. For the first third of the film, the Brad Pitt character is completely virtual, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/4251700518296239161/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=4251700518296239161' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4251700518296239161'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4251700518296239161'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/02/howd-i-do-hopeless.html' title='How&apos;d I do? Hopeless!'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-7484177906514579509</id><published>2009-02-23T01:44:00.004+11:00</published><updated>2009-02-23T15:23:05.253+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Yes, I know the way to San Jose</title><summary type='text'>I don't know what Dionne Warwick's problem was. If your weeks in LA turn into years – how quick they pass – and it's time to head to San Jose, here's the way.





Driving directions to San Jose, CA


339 mi – about 5 hours 22 mins






Los Angeles, CA







1.Head southeast on E 1st St toward S Los Angeles St
404 ft

2.Turn left at N Los Angeles St
0.4 mi

3.Turn right to merge onto US-101 N </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/7484177906514579509/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=7484177906514579509' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7484177906514579509'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7484177906514579509'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/02/yes-i-know-way-to-san-jose.html' title='Yes, I know the way to San Jose'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-5715896709138133625</id><published>2009-02-19T22:42:00.002+11:00</published><updated>2009-02-19T22:46:32.255+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='culture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='language'/><title type='text'>Just because you can type, it doesn't make you a writer. Or a mathematician</title><summary type='text'>In a rare moment of restraint, TMZ marked the passing of Mickey Rourke's beloved chihuahua simply:Loki Rourke1991 - 2009"Sometimes when a man's alone, that's all you got ... is your dog."-- Mickey @ the Golden GlobesThe second and third reader comments on the story:2. That dog did not live 28 years. No way.Posted at 11:57PM on Feb 17th 2009 by Stephen3. Umm... a 28 year old dog? Is that a typo?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/5715896709138133625/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=5715896709138133625' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/5715896709138133625'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/5715896709138133625'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/02/just-because-you-can-type-it-doesnt.html' title='Just because you can type, it doesn&apos;t make you a writer. Or a mathematician'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-4245287369006913921</id><published>2009-02-17T22:58:00.003+11:00</published><updated>2009-02-18T00:41:52.015+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='language'/><title type='text'>Calls for lynching and torture on the evening news: Welcome to Australia 2009</title><summary type='text'>On Thursday last week, a man was arrested and charged with starting a fire in Victoria, one that burned through the small town of Churchill, where he lived. That fire killed at least 21 people – the entire town has been declared a crime scene and the final number won’t be known until a forensic investigation is completed – and destroyed about 200 homes.His name is Brendan Sokaluk and he’s 39. He </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/4245287369006913921/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=4245287369006913921' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4245287369006913921'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4245287369006913921'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/02/calls-for-lynching-and-torture-on.html' title='Calls for lynching and torture on the evening news: Welcome to Australia 2009'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-6164884985520190542</id><published>2009-02-17T18:16:00.003+11:00</published><updated>2009-02-17T18:29:32.472+11:00</updated><title type='text'>No deal</title><summary type='text'>It's been a while but I have a couple of new writing projects on the go so, as always, the blog has to suffer.Anyway, I raced home tonight to beat the big storm that was moving down the coast and flicked the TV on. Deal or No Deal. I have absolutely no idea what the rules are. It seemed to be very complicated, with all sorts of language that only made sense to the host and audience. At least The </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/6164884985520190542/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=6164884985520190542' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/6164884985520190542'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/6164884985520190542'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/02/no-deal.html' title='No deal'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SZplh2PrJ8I/AAAAAAAAAvs/-ATcnPKsk9o/s72-c/2edco0j.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-7382303631401855535</id><published>2009-01-26T00:19:00.007+11:00</published><updated>2009-01-26T00:52:50.842+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='culture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='language'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>恭喜發財</title><summary type='text'>Another new year party! Sydney is going all-out for its Chinese New Year celebrations this year. The festival, which started on Friday, goes for another three weeks, so it overlaps with the Sydney Festival, still in full swing, by a week. Much to be seen and eaten and explored, in that case.Oh – it's Australia Day today, as well, so for me it means there are going to squadrons of warplanes </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/7382303631401855535/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=7382303631401855535' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7382303631401855535'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7382303631401855535'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/01/blog-post.html' title='恭喜發財'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SXxnGbOfKiI/AAAAAAAAAvM/BgPnprKV9UI/s72-c/khfc.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-8936682224945189749</id><published>2009-01-24T20:10:00.004+11:00</published><updated>2009-01-25T15:35:06.814+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Too darn hot</title><summary type='text'>It hit 40.1°C today. That's 104°F. Too much summer all at once for my liking. Then the southerly came through at 6 and the temperature dropped 10 degrees in an hour. Ahhhh.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/8936682224945189749/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=8936682224945189749' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/8936682224945189749'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/8936682224945189749'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/01/too-darn-hot.html' title='Too darn hot'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SXvrAYqVF6I/AAAAAAAAAvE/SIKNCAnIlaY/s72-c/temp+chart.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-2871243087397040048</id><published>2009-01-23T00:55:00.008+11:00</published><updated>2009-02-16T20:50:59.036+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ephemera'/><title type='text'>Picking on Oscar</title><summary type='text'>The Oscar nominations were just announced.Yeah, all right. I'll go there. These aren't necessarily my personal favourites, but they're my favourites to win.My picks are, appropriately, in gold.Best Picture: "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button," "Frost/Nixon," "Milk," "The Reader," "Slumdog Millionaire."Actor: Richard Jenkins, "The Visitor"; Frank Langella, "Frost/Nixon"; Sean Penn, "Milk"; Brad </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/2871243087397040048/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=2871243087397040048' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/2871243087397040048'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/2871243087397040048'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/01/yeah-all-right.html' title='Picking on Oscar'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-3959700139294185734</id><published>2009-01-22T06:00:00.002+11:00</published><updated>2009-01-25T15:40:11.096+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><title type='text'>Because balloon animals need love, too</title><summary type='text'>




</summary><link rel='enclosure' type='video/mp4' href='http://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=ab344bdc797095ff&amp;type=video%2Fmp4' length='0'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/3959700139294185734/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=3959700139294185734' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/3959700139294185734'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/3959700139294185734'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/01/because-balloon-animals-need-love-too.html' title='Because balloon animals need love, too'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-4400653554739179362</id><published>2009-01-21T06:35:00.002+11:00</published><updated>2009-01-21T17:24:08.665+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><title type='text'>Thank you for playing. Now get out.</title><summary type='text'>A moment to lift the heart. Bye-bye!Update: Maureen Dowd's op-ed piece in today's New York Times, 'Exit the Boy-King', is excellent.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/4400653554739179362/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=4400653554739179362' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4400653554739179362'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4400653554739179362'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/01/thank-you-for-playing-goodbye.html' title='Thank you for playing. Now get out.'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SXafBd0g5LI/AAAAAAAAAus/yFv1ObppQkg/s72-c/inaug-20b-5.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-4516713914201664796</id><published>2009-01-19T10:32:00.006+11:00</published><updated>2009-01-19T13:03:20.757+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='technology'/><title type='text'>Black in name only</title><summary type='text'>It turns out that black box flight recorders aren't black.This is the flight recorder from the US Airways plane that landed on the river in New York. While it's somewhat blackened around the edges, it's not black. Being bright orange makes it easier to find.In related news, as I was saying in this post, it's not legitimate news unless there's an Aussie onboard. And so, on the front page of the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/4516713914201664796/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=4516713914201664796' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4516713914201664796'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4516713914201664796'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/01/black-in-name-only.html' title='Black in name only'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SXO8WK4Xj_I/AAAAAAAAAuk/8UiKQ3zux4A/s72-c/EyeTVSnapshot%5B3%5D.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-3005218193623867917</id><published>2009-01-19T01:19:00.002+11:00</published><updated>2009-01-19T01:29:43.433+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='culture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='language'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>The angry man</title><summary type='text'>My local supermarket is open until midnight. At about 11, two guys start to close down the deli section. It’s obviously a big job: they have to put away all that neatly folded ham, coleslaw, fish fillets and mystery meat.I like to shop late when the place is pretty much empty. I shop fast and don't need obstacles like people hunting though the 50 different mouthwashes to get in my way. It’s just </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/3005218193623867917/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=3005218193623867917' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/3005218193623867917'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/3005218193623867917'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/01/angry-man.html' title='The angry man'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-7630765263525428603</id><published>2009-01-18T16:33:00.003+11:00</published><updated>2009-01-18T17:26:56.881+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Now arriving at MC Escher Airport</title><summary type='text'>There something strange going on in this picture on CNN . . .</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/7630765263525428603/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=7630765263525428603' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7630765263525428603'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7630765263525428603'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/01/airports-arent-that-busy.html' title='Now arriving at MC Escher Airport'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SXK_m2vUzcI/AAAAAAAAAuc/yQhMFZSQ_G4/s72-c/Picture+3.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-7667311802687770844</id><published>2009-01-13T07:41:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2009-01-13T17:47:26.223+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='terror'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='law'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='language'/><title type='text'>Goodbye to all that</title><summary type='text'>




The "Dick Cheney Lie Count" from last night's Letterman.In related news, I got a press release today from the Lyndon LaRouche Political Action Committee – I have no idea why I'm on this list – saying that in the final week of Bushdom, Cheney will push Israel into a multi-front offensive with Lebanon and Syria that will give him the excuse to start a war with Iran that Obama will be forced to</summary><link rel='enclosure' type='video/mp4' href='http://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=79b1dd51ac06aa32&amp;type=video%2Fmp4' length='0'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/7667311802687770844/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=7667311802687770844' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7667311802687770844'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7667311802687770844'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/01/goodbye-to-all-that.html' title='Goodbye to all that'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-399063894539810474</id><published>2009-01-07T07:00:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2009-01-07T07:00:01.426+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='language'/><title type='text'>There's cutting edge and there's just getting it wrong</title><summary type='text'>I'm not an apostrophe Nazi unless it's work-related. I recognise that English is complicated and that punctuation can be tricky, so I'm fairly forgiving – by which I mean I wince but I get over it – when I see things like "CD's" as the plural of "CD". However, this job ad caught my eye. They really need to fill this position.


</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/399063894539810474/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=399063894539810474' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/399063894539810474'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/399063894539810474'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/01/theres-cutting-edge-and-theres-just.html' title='There&apos;s cutting edge and there&apos;s just getting it wrong'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SWM_c1ssMdI/AAAAAAAAAtk/yvKBsepBG8s/s72-c/Picture+3.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-7435767113528166045</id><published>2009-01-06T07:10:00.005+11:00</published><updated>2009-01-07T07:04:46.351+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><title type='text'>Barbie's resume</title><summary type='text'>Barbie turns 50 years old this year and, like many mature-age workers, she has quite an impressive resume. Here's a random sampling of her work experience.DefenceAir Force Fighter PilotUnited States Army officerUnited States Navy officerEducationArt TeacherSign Language TeacherSpanish Language TeacherStudent TeacherEntertainmentAmerican Idol contestantBallerinaCircus StarMovie ProducerMovie </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/7435767113528166045/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=7435767113528166045' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7435767113528166045'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7435767113528166045'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/01/barbies-resume.html' title='Barbie&apos;s resume'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SWJqzM4Sq6I/AAAAAAAAAtc/mdOLMDbOJDM/s72-c/3.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-3200861776426777906</id><published>2009-01-05T22:02:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2009-01-06T07:20:50.125+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Back to work: Ouch!</title><summary type='text'>I went back to work today after two glorious weeks off, and it wasn't pretty.I got in to the office very early only to discover a weird smell – something had gone off but we couldn't locate it. The computer network was acting up, I couldn't remember half my log-ins, and it took all my concentration to bang out a handful of stories. To make matters worse, it was a particularly beautiful day: sunny</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/3200861776426777906/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=3200861776426777906' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/3200861776426777906'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/3200861776426777906'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/01/back-to-work-ouch.html' title='Back to work: Ouch!'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-761137223059086728</id><published>2009-01-03T07:00:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2009-01-03T07:00:02.651+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='terror'/><title type='text'>Did they change our meds or is this place really crawling with clowns?</title><summary type='text'>





</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/761137223059086728/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=761137223059086728' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/761137223059086728'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/761137223059086728'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/01/did-they-change-our-meds-or-is-this.html' title='Did they change our meds or is this place really crawling with clowns?'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-2586121863175318544</id><published>2009-01-02T07:00:00.002+11:00</published><updated>2009-01-02T22:15:10.374+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ephemera'/><title type='text'>A matter of inches: just how tall are our modern stars?</title><summary type='text'>At 5’4” (162.5cm), here’s a group of statistically average height women: Drew Barrymore, Catherine Deneuve, Queen Elizabeth, Madonna, Britney Spears and Elizabeth Taylor.

At 5’9” (175cm), here’s a group of statistically average height men: Antonio Banderas, Albert Einstein, James Dean, Robert De Niro, Michael Douglas and Jack Nicholson.

Tom Cruise is regularly characterised as being “short”, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/2586121863175318544/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=2586121863175318544' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/2586121863175318544'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/2586121863175318544'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/01/just-how-tall-are-our-modern-stars.html' title='A matter of inches: just how tall are our modern stars?'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-528024040516980810</id><published>2009-01-01T19:55:00.005+11:00</published><updated>2009-01-01T20:01:21.231+11:00</updated><title type='text'>A flying start</title><summary type='text'>At 11pm last night, Mike and I were having a quiet-ish margarita at the Bayswater Brasserie. By 11.30, with Amy and Janie, we were in a little boat leaving Double Bay wharf. We boarded the MV Flying Fish, moored in the middle of the harbour, and 10 minutes later the New Year’s Eve fireworks started, and this was our view. Awesome!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/528024040516980810/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=528024040516980810' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/528024040516980810'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/528024040516980810'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2009/01/at-11pm-last-night-mike-and-i-were.html' title='A flying start'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SVyFnWx2DUI/AAAAAAAAAs8/6BEk7sS3MjI/s72-c/EyeTVSnapshot%5B2%5D.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-7606624166003032552</id><published>2008-12-31T03:42:00.005+11:00</published><updated>2008-12-31T04:41:38.244+11:00</updated><title type='text'>One last thing</title><summary type='text'>I'm drowning in other people's "Best of 2008" lists, so I'm not going to add to the pile. Instead, just one lovely thing from 2008 that still makes me laugh every time I see it.The shiny guy does always worry.See you next year!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/7606624166003032552/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=7606624166003032552' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7606624166003032552'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7606624166003032552'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/12/one-last-thing.html' title='One last thing'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-7721465375964388450</id><published>2008-12-30T01:07:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2008-12-30T01:19:03.755+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Because disabled people need rules, too</title><summary type='text'>
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/7721465375964388450/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=7721465375964388450' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7721465375964388450'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7721465375964388450'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/12/because-disabled-people-need-rules-too.html' title='Because disabled people need rules, too'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SVja5DNueJI/AAAAAAAAAs0/fkRrWs5dyJE/s72-c/no+standing.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-2587266686741595458</id><published>2008-12-29T06:29:00.005+11:00</published><updated>2009-01-06T22:49:40.925+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='language'/><title type='text'>If a tree falls in a forest and no Aussies are around to hear it, does it make a sound?</title><summary type='text'>I woke up this morning, as I have so many, many mornings of my life, to news of conflict in the Middle East. Today it’s the second day of Israeli air attacks in the Gaza Strip, with a ground attack looking highly likely.The prospect of yet another war there, even after almost 600 years of conflict, should be news in itself.Why, then, does the story have to be run on our local news – Seven’s </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/2587266686741595458/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=2587266686741595458' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/2587266686741595458'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/2587266686741595458'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/12/but-were-any-aussies-involved.html' title='If a tree falls in a forest and no Aussies are around to hear it, does it make a sound?'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-4527430253469316305</id><published>2008-12-28T03:17:00.003+11:00</published><updated>2008-12-28T20:55:31.139+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><title type='text'>I know who should play Karen</title><summary type='text'>I can't believe that Mamma Mia! was a hit musical and a hit movie-of-the-musical while the only decent thing anyone ever made about the Carpenters, Todd Haynes' all-Barbie Superstar, was banned.A Carpenters' jukebox musical, which will artlessly be called Close To You (although Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft would be pretty good), can only be just around the corner.Let me get a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/4527430253469316305/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=4527430253469316305' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4527430253469316305'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4527430253469316305'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/12/i-know-who-should-play-karen.html' title='I know who should play Karen'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SVZWqIu7PEI/AAAAAAAAAsk/QUJwbK32mHw/s72-c/karen1.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-8225264812877867592</id><published>2008-12-25T00:01:00.006+11:00</published><updated>2009-01-07T07:06:14.504+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><title type='text'>A special Christmas Day message for His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI</title><summary type='text'>Fuck you, asshole.Another power-crazed German determined to wipe out an entire people. Terrific.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/8225264812877867592/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=8225264812877867592' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/8225264812877867592'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/8225264812877867592'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/12/special-christmas-day-message-for-his.html' title='A special Christmas Day message for His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SVEB4pJxUTI/AAAAAAAAAr8/htBtevmE2EM/s72-c/Pope.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-4180401458039065560</id><published>2008-12-24T01:49:00.003+11:00</published><updated>2008-12-24T02:44:31.508+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Dreams of glitter and style</title><summary type='text'>I really must try to use the word "silversational" more often.Happy holidays, everyone!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/4180401458039065560/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=4180401458039065560' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4180401458039065560'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4180401458039065560'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/12/dreams-of-glitter-and-style.html' title='Dreams of glitter and style'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-1046545212115468116</id><published>2008-12-23T07:00:00.005+11:00</published><updated>2008-12-24T05:21:20.130+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ephemera'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>Please remember those less fortunate than yourself</title><summary type='text'>At this special time of year, please take a moment to remember the people in our world who are suffering the most: the poor souls in the "before" section of infomercials.Angry woman with hectic kitchen-tile pattern struggling with the washing-up. Her apron print, like the tiny broomsticks in Fantasia, suggests even more dishes to come.Frustrated woman who saves time by not having to iron her </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/1046545212115468116/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=1046545212115468116' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/1046545212115468116'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/1046545212115468116'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/12/please-remember-those-less-fortunate.html' title='Please remember those less fortunate than yourself'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SVEFWXH77pI/AAAAAAAAAsc/FeP9wCu4a6E/s72-c/EyeTVSnapshot%5B5%5D.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-6798586442947758581</id><published>2008-12-06T22:25:00.001+11:00</published><updated>2008-12-06T22:52:30.544+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='technology'/><title type='text'>Would you mind if I put you on hold?</title><summary type='text'>43 minutes spent talking to my phone company’s “care” call-centre in India. It took nine people to answer my ostensibly simple question: What is the status of my order?No record of the order. No match for the receipt number. “Would you mind if I put you on hold?” For five minutes.Along the way, inumerable requests for my date of birth. I know for sure that I’ve never given it to them, and I said </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/6798586442947758581/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=6798586442947758581' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/6798586442947758581'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/6798586442947758581'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/12/would-you-mind-if-i-put-you-on-hold.html' title='Would you mind if I put you on hold?'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STphzecXg0I/AAAAAAAAAhE/DyRdC6B1Bjc/s72-c/indiacallcenter.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-6767587691599937728</id><published>2008-11-30T18:52:00.001+11:00</published><updated>2008-12-01T07:22:32.796+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><title type='text'>Revisiting 'Brideshead Revisited'</title><summary type='text'>



"We ate the strawberries and drank the wine. As Sebastian promised, they were delicious together. The fumes of the sweet, golden wine seemed to lift us a finger's breadth above the turf, and hold us suspended."
I'm having something of a Charles Ryder moment tonight: I can't quite believe it's been 26 years since I watched Brideshead Revisited when it was first broadcast. I was 17 years old, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/6767587691599937728/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=6767587691599937728' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/6767587691599937728'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/6767587691599937728'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/11/brideshead-revisited-revisited.html' title='Revisiting &apos;Brideshead Revisited&apos;'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STL1yM9BysI/AAAAAAAAAg8/-a9-lVE3Y78/s72-c/brideshead460.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-4007976086931506904</id><published>2008-11-21T01:14:00.002+11:00</published><updated>2008-11-21T01:28:20.125+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='terror'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><title type='text'>The scariest sentence in the English language</title><summary type='text'>"This is Entertainment Tonight in high definition and I'm Mary Hart."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/4007976086931506904/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=4007976086931506904' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4007976086931506904'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4007976086931506904'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/11/what-is-scariest-sentence-in-english.html' title='The scariest sentence in the English language'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SSVxFFAVXMI/AAAAAAAAAgM/Y7w6z8j4XM8/s72-c/EyeTVSnapshot%5B3%5D.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-2383871367343010097</id><published>2008-11-19T08:36:00.002+11:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T19:43:04.053+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><title type='text'>Really, Detective Senior Sergeant? Do ya think?</title><summary type='text'>From today's paper:Police are searching for two men who fled after dumping a body with a gunshot wound to the chest outside a Melbourne hospital's emergency department early this morning. "Certainly the fact that they didn't stick around leads us to believe that they have got information that can assist us," said Detective Senior Sergeant Stephen McIntyre, of the Victoria Police Crime Department.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/2383871367343010097/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=2383871367343010097' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/2383871367343010097'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/2383871367343010097'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/11/really-detective-senior-sergeant-do-ya.html' title='Really, Detective Senior Sergeant? Do ya &lt;i&gt;think?&lt;/i&gt;'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-8225725671210461925</id><published>2008-11-18T22:04:00.005+11:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T03:47:40.762+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ephemera'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='culture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fashion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='language'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>Well, hello, fellow Grits to Glitz listeners!</title><summary type='text'> There's been a spike in my reader numbers lately and it's all Amy and Bay's fault. Hello, Amy! Hello, Bay! Thanks for the shout out!To all my fellow G2Gers, welcome to my sandbox on the web. It's a pretty random affair, and I do encourage you to try out the Lucky Dip button to the left because the more randomly you are willing to face it, the better. Just like life.For those of you who have no </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/8225725671210461925/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=8225725671210461925' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/8225725671210461925'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/8225725671210461925'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/11/well-hello-fellow-grits-to-glitz.html' title='Well, hello, fellow Grits to Glitz listeners!'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SSKvhEHcbMI/AAAAAAAAAgE/IPFNXkRAlqQ/s72-c/WIP-G2G-3-web.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-3029809398524985994</id><published>2008-11-11T00:08:00.004+11:00</published><updated>2008-11-18T23:43:56.402+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ephemera'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><title type='text'>1,000,000 for setting yourself up for failure</title><summary type='text'>You have a point. You believe in something. You think other people do, too. So you create a Facebook group to collect 1,000,000 people – or more! – to show that you're right. You fail. The numbers don't lie.[You can click through, if you must.]I bet I can find 1,000,000 ChristiansSize: 311,430 membersI Bet I Can Find 1,000,000 People Who Just Want PeaceSize: 229,846 members10,000,000 Strong for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/3029809398524985994/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=3029809398524985994' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/3029809398524985994'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/3029809398524985994'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/11/1000000-for-setting-yourself-for.html' title='1,000,000 for setting yourself up for failure'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-4745977249247006083</id><published>2008-11-05T23:24:00.002+11:00</published><updated>2008-11-07T00:22:06.036+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><title type='text'>Good morning, America</title><summary type='text'>Two moments from an extraordinary day. If Bush got anything right in eight years, it was phoning Obama and saying it was "an awesome night". </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/4745977249247006083/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=4745977249247006083' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4745977249247006083'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4745977249247006083'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/11/good-morning-america.html' title='Good morning, America'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SRGQ9nSdb2I/AAAAAAAAAfc/9hVrWlsClBc/s72-c/victory+2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-8307325650674692150</id><published>2008-11-02T22:27:00.006+11:00</published><updated>2008-11-02T22:52:02.290+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Crazy for Mad Men</title><summary type='text'>I'm only two episodes in and I've already fallen hard for Mad Men, the series about Madison Avenue advertising people set in 1960.The visual style is exquisite, down to finest detail. The storytelling itself is brilliant because the range of values seems like it's from another planet, yet we recognise it as being modern.The men are all jocular buddies, constantly drinking and smoking. The women </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/8307325650674692150/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=8307325650674692150' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/8307325650674692150'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/8307325650674692150'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/11/crazy-for-mad-men.html' title='Crazy for &lt;i&gt;Mad Men&lt;/i&gt;'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SQ2PQ8Qj1oI/AAAAAAAAAfU/YMN9p8pTwKk/s72-Rc/vlcsnap-8866014.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-3901916069771726758</id><published>2008-10-27T20:57:00.002+11:00</published><updated>2008-10-27T21:07:41.370+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='terror'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>Exterminate! Exterminate!</title><summary type='text'>This is a Dalek.This is someone's interpretation of a Dalek in cake.And so, apparently, is this.More horrible cakes at this wonderful site.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/3901916069771726758/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=3901916069771726758' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/3901916069771726758'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/3901916069771726758'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/10/this-is-dalek.html' title='Exterminate! Exterminate!'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SQWQrAphJ4I/AAAAAAAAAes/CEj5hfsp57I/s72-Rc/ACTUAL+DALEK-h400.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-3029805043637490581</id><published>2008-10-23T21:43:00.001+11:00</published><updated>2008-10-23T22:40:43.481+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><title type='text'>Ellen does Cher</title><summary type='text'>




</summary><link rel='enclosure' type='video/mp4' href='http://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=d93375441db7622c&amp;type=video%2Fmp4' length='0'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/3029805043637490581/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=3029805043637490581' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/3029805043637490581'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/3029805043637490581'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/10/ellen-does-cher.html' title='Ellen does Cher'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-433844857583143580</id><published>2008-10-18T08:39:00.002+11:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T04:02:36.941+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ephemera'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><title type='text'>What exactly do you want to film me doing?</title><summary type='text'>From a cocktail party I went to on Friday night at a model agency.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/433844857583143580/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=433844857583143580' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/433844857583143580'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/433844857583143580'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/10/what-do-want-to-film-me-doing.html' title='What exactly do you want to film me doing?'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SPs4z60MMXI/AAAAAAAAAek/5efJe0lQiUU/s72-Rc/L1000379.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-601205329519387701</id><published>2008-10-16T21:34:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2008-10-16T21:41:43.173+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Dismembered body parts – with lovely nails</title><summary type='text'>The display in the window of a new nail salon in Kings Cross. I've never seen fake nails for toes before.



</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/601205329519387701/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=601205329519387701' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/601205329519387701'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/601205329519387701'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/10/dismembered-body-parts-with-lovely.html' title='Dismembered body parts – with lovely nails'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SPcaAiCwWFI/AAAAAAAAAec/jz-utku645s/s72-Rc/L1000285.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-2653395299428029696</id><published>2008-10-11T14:52:00.002+11:00</published><updated>2008-10-12T23:03:31.592+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Making a scene</title><summary type='text'>Two people are having a fantastically heated argument right outside my house. When it started I thought I was going to have to call the police – it sounded like he was going to kill her. Then it stopped really suddenly.It started again about five minutes later, but the strange thing was they were having exactly the same argument. I mean, it was exactly the same words, same intonation. It stopped </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/2653395299428029696/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=2653395299428029696' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/2653395299428029696'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/2653395299428029696'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/10/making-scene.html' title='Making a scene'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-5018550073588396265</id><published>2008-10-11T12:04:00.001+11:00</published><updated>2008-12-01T01:36:16.913+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><title type='text'>Searching for smears</title><summary type='text'>Apologies to all my regular readers – hello east coast of India! hello person in Sweden! – for the lack of posts lately. I'm launching a new magazine and a new website on 16 October, so busy is an understatement.Anyway, I was cruising around the Barack Obama campaign website and there's a page devoted to correcting false stories about the candidate, including this gorgeous search tool.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/5018550073588396265/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=5018550073588396265' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/5018550073588396265'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/5018550073588396265'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/10/searching-for-smears.html' title='Searching for smears'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SO_8pAMDEHI/AAAAAAAAAeU/d-Z37JzJLk8/s72-Rc/Picture+2.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-922258004397694125</id><published>2008-09-25T19:09:00.002+10:00</published><updated>2008-09-25T19:13:43.824+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ephemera'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><title type='text'>A new do</title><summary type='text'>Juanita Phillips' new hair on the news tonight.I'm yet to be fully convinced.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/922258004397694125/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=922258004397694125' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/922258004397694125'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/922258004397694125'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/09/juanita-phillips-new-hair-on-news.html' title='A new do'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SNtVm-Dss_I/AAAAAAAAAeE/PSGA9wbULeU/s72-Rc/Juanita+Phillips.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-582375490832743571</id><published>2008-09-23T07:00:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2008-09-23T07:00:01.447+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><title type='text'>My contemporaries</title><summary type='text'>Here's a list of people born in 1965, just like me. 



Robert Downey Jr.
Shania Twain
Gong Li
Princess Stéphanie of Monaco
Sherilyn Fenn
Dr Dre
Chris Rock
Sophie, Countess of Wessex
Diane Lane
DJ Jazzy Jeff
Alan Cumming
Julia Ormond
Joely Richardson
Slash
Jeremy Piven
JK Rowling
Elizabeth Hurley
Manuel Uribe Garza
Sarah Jessica Parker
Paul WS Anderson
John C Reilly
Brooke Shields
Björk
Ben </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/582375490832743571/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=582375490832743571' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/582375490832743571'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/582375490832743571'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/09/my-contemporaries.html' title='My contemporaries'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-2391993883129948023</id><published>2008-09-21T21:35:00.001+10:00</published><updated>2008-09-21T21:36:43.806+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Cute friends</title><summary type='text'>The winner of the All My Facebook Friends Are Gorgeous award is this guy. Even the thumbnails are stunning.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/2391993883129948023/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=2391993883129948023' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/2391993883129948023'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/2391993883129948023'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/09/cute-friends.html' title='Cute friends'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-339105310155191121</id><published>2008-09-21T07:00:00.003+10:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T03:54:34.783+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><title type='text'>End time: it's all Elizabeth Taylor's fault</title><summary type='text'>I’m intrigued and fascinated by the Rapture – the idea that Jesus is coming back, gathering up all the believers, including the dead ones, and taking them to heaven.The people who believe in it are a fervent group, to say the least. They're close readers of the Bible, although I must say only when it suits their purposes. There’s a lot of speculation among them about timing and whether the rest </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/339105310155191121/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=339105310155191121' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/339105310155191121'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/339105310155191121'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/09/end-time-its-all-elizabeth-taylors.html' title='End time: it&apos;s all Elizabeth Taylor&apos;s fault'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-3250696210280722790</id><published>2008-09-19T07:00:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2008-09-19T07:00:02.593+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ephemera'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><title type='text'>Let Wikipedia launch your music career</title><summary type='text'>Got some time to waste? Go to Wikipedia and hit the Random article button on the left-hand side. That’s the name of your band. Hit it again to find the name of your hot new CD. A few more times and you’ve got the names of all your songs. Here’s mine:BAND: SimtelALBUM: Guqin aestheticsTRACKS:Space pirateDe DannanCineasteNest FreemarkBondelumMedial intercondylar tubercleSpring Garden TunnelWilliam </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/3250696210280722790/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=3250696210280722790' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/3250696210280722790'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/3250696210280722790'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/09/let-wikipedia-launch-your-music-caree.html' title='Let Wikipedia launch your music career'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-5670002623881128744</id><published>2008-09-17T07:00:00.003+10:00</published><updated>2008-09-16T10:44:15.809+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='terror'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ephemera'/><title type='text'>It turns out all my dreams are cliches</title><summary type='text'>Everyone dreams. At about two hours a night, the average person spends six years of their life dreaming.We don't know how or why we dream, the thing between our ears still being one of the great scientific mysteries. We do, however, know what we dream about.Since the 1950s, there have been several large-scale studies of the content of dreams.The most common emotional state we experience in our </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/5670002623881128744/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=5670002623881128744' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/5670002623881128744'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/5670002623881128744'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/09/it-turns-out-all-my-dreams-are-cliches.html' title='It turns out all my dreams are cliches'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SM53GzT4uvI/AAAAAAAAAd8/ATKecvSqw-8/s72-c/raphael11.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-8367371530895743409</id><published>2008-09-16T07:00:00.002+10:00</published><updated>2008-09-16T07:00:01.001+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science'/><title type='text'>Oh, no – does this make me a geek?</title><summary type='text'>There's this guy called Jay Hinson. He's bright. Really bright. His PhD thesis was on the decay of the tau lepton into three charged pions and a tau neutrino. That's particle physics, people.So Jay lets his mind wander one day and starts to think about "technology which allows subspace fields to 'reduce' the mass of a ship while still allowing for energy and momentum conservation".Except when Jay</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/8367371530895743409/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=8367371530895743409' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/8367371530895743409'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/8367371530895743409'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/09/oh-no-does-this-make-me-geek.html' title='Oh, no – does this make me a geek?'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-6740251095446000766</id><published>2008-09-10T07:00:00.004+10:00</published><updated>2008-09-21T21:12:22.425+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='language'/><title type='text'>I, Tallulah</title><summary type='text'>I'm reading Tallulah Bankhead's autobiography, Tallulah. It's one of the most eloquent, entertaining books I've ever read.In the chapter called "Affidavit of the Accused", she writes:I've had many momentary love affairs. A lot of these impromptu romances have been climaxed in a fashion not generally condoned. I go into them impulsively. I scorn any notion of their permanence. I forget the fever </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/6740251095446000766/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=6740251095446000766' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/6740251095446000766'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/6740251095446000766'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/09/i-tallulah.html' title='I, Tallulah'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SMPGnIkb5wI/AAAAAAAAAds/aCrJbFoOzN8/s72-Rc/tallulah1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-6677670258119838541</id><published>2008-09-09T07:00:00.001+10:00</published><updated>2008-09-18T20:06:58.356+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><title type='text'>Coming soon</title><summary type='text'>Peter Kay has a new sitcom in production called Britain's Got The Pop Factor ... And Possibly A New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly On Ice.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/6677670258119838541/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=6677670258119838541' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/6677670258119838541'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/6677670258119838541'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/09/coming-soon.html' title='Coming soon'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-8345337243672373867</id><published>2008-09-07T19:42:00.007+10:00</published><updated>2008-09-08T00:40:38.862+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><title type='text'>Design by committee</title><summary type='text'>My friend David was working on a logo for a mining company that started out with this completely on-brief sketch:and, thanks to everyone at the client end weighing in with their fascinating opinions, somehow ended up, at one point, with this horror:His entire sordid history of what happens when you let clients keep making changes is here.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/8345337243672373867/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SMOi5TkBIKI/AAAAAAAAAdk/hfNQmkwRjv4/s72-c/frog02.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-8930415381629997650</id><published>2008-09-04T07:00:00.003+10:00</published><updated>2008-12-24T03:17:20.113+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='law'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='culture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><title type='text'>You guys are no fun</title><summary type='text'>Some random Taliban prohibitions:anything made from human hairequipment that produces the joy of musicpool tableslobsternail polishsewing cataloguespictureschessmasks</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/8930415381629997650/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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Here are the recent headlines from ABC News tagged “Mount Druitt”.Man flips car during high-speed chaseMan charged over Sydney rape spreeYoung crims face curfews in Australian firstSydney serial sex attacker 'will strike again'Sydney sex attacks feared linkedP-plater 'doing 110 in a 60km zone'Teens </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/9055466761102178746/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=9055466761102178746' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/9055466761102178746'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/9055466761102178746'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/09/just-druitt.html' title='Just Druitt'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-9097221504443012307</id><published>2008-09-01T07:00:00.002+10:00</published><updated>2008-09-01T16:58:58.884+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fashion'/><title type='text'>Kaiser Karl is a bear</title><summary type='text'>Not that kind of bear. After all, it is hard to imagine the creative head of the house of Chanel submitting to the "No Artificial Scents" rule at the door of his local bear bar.The inventors of the teddy bear, Steiff, have created a Karl Lagerfeld bear, designed by the man himself.Speaking of KL, was he really ever fat? Go ahead – do a Google image search. Not a one. Has he had all evidence of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/9097221504443012307/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=9097221504443012307' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/9097221504443012307'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/9097221504443012307'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/09/kaiser-karl-bear.html' title='Kaiser Karl is a bear'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SLt4r4kX1rI/AAAAAAAAAdM/0IFpB7grSng/s72-Rc/a56fd7e481.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-8145638619066434245</id><published>2008-08-26T19:00:00.008+10:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T19:56:00.424+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='culture'/><title type='text'>Screaming, falling down, cross-dressing, vomiting</title><summary type='text'>Konstantinos Lagoudakis, the mayor of Malai, Crete, interviewed in today’s New York Times: “They scream, they sing, they fall down, they take their clothes off, they cross-dress, they vomit.”He's talking about British tourists.“It is only the British people,” he said, “not the Germans or the French.”The Times spoke to 21-year-old man from Essex who said that the night before he had drunk had five</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/8145638619066434245/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=8145638619066434245' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/8145638619066434245'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/8145638619066434245'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/08/screaming-falling-down-cross-dressing.html' title='Screaming, falling down, cross-dressing, vomiting'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-4228461373339455554</id><published>2008-08-26T07:00:00.001+10:00</published><updated>2008-08-26T07:00:00.186+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><title type='text'>Not no more, you don't</title><summary type='text'>As recently as yesterday, Dairy Farmers was running a TV ad in high rotation featuring actual dairy farmers – and lots of photogenic kids – saying "I own a company".




Today, Dairy Farmers was swallowed whole by National Foods of Japan for $910 million.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/4228461373339455554/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=4228461373339455554' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4228461373339455554'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4228461373339455554'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/08/not-no-more-you-dont.html' title='Not no more, you don&apos;t'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SLJzkBXWJgI/AAAAAAAAAdE/72gZqSlRDnQ/s72-Rc/DF-Farmer-Whatman.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-3732064069952349084</id><published>2008-08-25T07:00:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2008-08-25T07:16:49.748+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ephemera'/><title type='text'>You got that right</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/3732064069952349084/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=3732064069952349084' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/3732064069952349084'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/3732064069952349084'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/08/you-got-that-right.html' title='You got that right'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SKqgHkBIxmI/AAAAAAAAAck/PpdMwRjHbWU/s72-Rc/Sky1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-4169982334683414572</id><published>2008-08-23T22:29:00.002+10:00</published><updated>2008-08-24T01:12:01.838+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Morons R Us</title><summary type='text'>
The Official Moron Registry allows you to let the world know about the moron in your life. Here, some morons of note.





Bodes, Patricia - She doesn't know how to be a real parent. She is not the brightest color in the box of crayons. She is as dumb as a box of rocks.

Cairo, Kelly - Chooses to play billiards instead of spending time with his girlfriend who had slaved over the stove cooking </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/4169982334683414572/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=4169982334683414572' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4169982334683414572'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4169982334683414572'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/08/morons-r-us.html' title='Morons R Us'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-224027759318570162</id><published>2008-08-21T07:00:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2008-08-21T07:00:01.528+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science'/><title type='text'>Cutest. Animal. Ever.</title><summary type='text'>The momonga (Pteromys momonga), a flying squirrel that lives in Japan.Super-kuwaii!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/224027759318570162/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=224027759318570162' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/224027759318570162'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/224027759318570162'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/08/cutest-animal-ever.html' title='Cutest. Animal. Ever.'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SKlqHODY4gI/AAAAAAAAAcc/iGAvsTYmono/s72-c/p7.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-7432522465911119829</id><published>2008-08-20T07:00:00.001+10:00</published><updated>2008-08-20T07:00:00.727+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><title type='text'>Space: 1899</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/7432522465911119829/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=7432522465911119829' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7432522465911119829'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7432522465911119829'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/07/space-1899.html' title='Space: 1899'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-3097508075023301023</id><published>2008-08-19T07:00:00.001+10:00</published><updated>2008-08-19T07:00:00.564+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>Rise and fry</title><summary type='text'>If the buzzing and beeping of an ordinary alarm clock won't entice you to rouse from your slumber, perhaps the irresistible smell of sizzling bacon will.The Wake 'n' Bacon alarm clock switches itself on 10 minutes before you want to wake up and cooks some bacon in its internal tray.It makes the morning so much easier.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/3097508075023301023/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=3097508075023301023' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/3097508075023301023'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/3097508075023301023'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/08/rise-and-fry.html' title='Rise and fry'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SKPcQYV32mI/AAAAAAAAAbk/xos_tlDxHsU/s72-Rc/wake-cu.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-5195975257035011888</id><published>2008-08-18T07:00:00.002+10:00</published><updated>2008-08-18T22:55:58.098+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='culture'/><title type='text'>Lumoava Suomi!</title><summary type='text'>Every time I watch a DVD, I always sit through those endless copyright warnings in different languages wondering who on earth the one headed "Suomi" is for.It turns out it’s for Finns. They call Finland Suomi, and their language is also called Suomi.From Enchanting Finland: legends, feelings, experiences comes this list of the top 10 things that make a Finn happy. Number 6 is odd, but I know what</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/5195975257035011888/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=5195975257035011888' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/5195975257035011888'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/5195975257035011888'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/08/lumoava-suomi.html' title='Lumoava Suomi!'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SKV448WMg9I/AAAAAAAAAcM/cVfwuKZZ7lk/s72-c/22272826_6e3343202a_o-1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-7467668402691428655</id><published>2008-08-17T07:00:00.003+10:00</published><updated>2008-10-13T23:28:02.247+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='law'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='language'/><title type='text'>Unfamous last words</title><summary type='text'>The Texas Department of Criminal Justice has a website dedicated to its executions, including a database of final statements. Here are some highlights.Leon Dorsey, executed 12 August 2008“See you when you get there. Do what you’re gonna do.”Patrick Bryan Knight, executed 26 June 2007“I am not Patrick Bryan Knight, and ya'll can't stop this execution now. Melyssa, take care of that little monster </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/7467668402691428655/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=7467668402691428655' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7467668402691428655'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7467668402691428655'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/08/last-words.html' title='Unfamous last words'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-582556009831225826</id><published>2008-08-16T07:00:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2008-08-16T07:00:00.558+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='language'/><title type='text'>Happy finish</title><summary type='text'>Aveda stoops to conquer with this poorly named product.

</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/582556009831225826/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=582556009831225826' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/582556009831225826'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/582556009831225826'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/08/happy-finish.html' title='Happy finish'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SKPhogkeefI/AAAAAAAAAcE/9dFsuQmXFYI/s72-c/Aveda.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-4066654556567580332</id><published>2008-08-15T06:35:00.004+10:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T04:02:02.135+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ephemera'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fashion'/><title type='text'>This monkey pants</title><summary type='text'>Finally, something on eBay I actually need. "It's offered to your attention the 'space pants' for macaque small monkey to wear it during the experimental space flight. This pants has been used for animals (monkeys) experiments in 1950s &amp; 1960s in the USSR Institute of Biomedical Problems (IMBP, Moscow). This monkey's 'space pants' are designed with many clasps to fit bigger or smaller monkey."I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/4066654556567580332/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=4066654556567580332' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4066654556567580332'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4066654556567580332'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/08/this-monkey-pants.html' title='This monkey pants'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SKPgcN48HTI/AAAAAAAAAb8/4BgzeY_dh0A/s72-Rc/016301_monkey_pants_01.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-7914215565144228279</id><published>2008-08-10T07:00:00.002+10:00</published><updated>2008-08-11T01:50:44.751+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><title type='text'>Life. Be in it. v2.0</title><summary type='text'>Without any apparent irony, the commercial television association Free TV Australia is running community service announcements telling us to “live life”.This message is being hammered home in almost every ad break by sportbots like Grant Hackett and Giann Rooney.Hackett is a particularly inappropriate choice to be telling anyone how to live. In the past year he has only seen his parents once and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/7914215565144228279/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=7914215565144228279' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7914215565144228279'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7914215565144228279'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/08/life-be-in-it-v20.html' title='Life. Be in it. v2.0'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SJ8MBlYG1hI/AAAAAAAAAbM/cKoekceQ_TU/s72-Rc/img-norm.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-3253498866511611115</id><published>2008-08-09T07:14:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2008-08-09T01:30:17.698+10:00</updated><title type='text'>"I'm just coming into the stadium now."</title><summary type='text'>I slept through the Olympics opening ceremony -- actually, it put me to sleep -- but I saw highlights this morning.The Australian team looked good in their shiny blue jackets and silver caps, but did they all have to be chatting away on mobiles as they came in to the stadium? It looked like they had somewhere else to be.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/3253498866511611115/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=3253498866511611115' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/3253498866511611115'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/3253498866511611115'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/08/im-just-coming-into-stadium-now.html' title='&quot;I&apos;m just coming into the stadium now.&quot;'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-4764361231697167633</id><published>2008-08-06T15:18:00.009+10:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T04:03:51.773+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='law'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='culture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><title type='text'>警警 and 察察</title><summary type='text'>Meet Jingjing and Chacha, the adorable mascots of the Internet Surveillance Division of the Public Security Bureau of the People’s Republic of China. In other words, the internet police.The bureau employs more than 30,000 people to monitor the internet, ensuring that anything to do with the Falun Gong, police brutality, the 1989 protests in Tiananmen Square, freedom of speech, democracy, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/4764361231697167633/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=4764361231697167633' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4764361231697167633'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4764361231697167633'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/08/jingjing-and-chacha.html' title='警警 and 察察'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SJk0TVcsIPI/AAAAAAAAAa8/E29OA08yqnE/s72-Rc/Internet_police_officer_jingjing.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-5290980186295919985</id><published>2008-08-05T13:30:00.003+10:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T20:30:08.689+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='language'/><title type='text'>Flirty dewy petaly floralcy</title><summary type='text'>I love the press releases for fragrances. They try so very hard. Here are some highlights from a six-page press release for an upcoming Mariah Carey fragrance.Endowed with the gift to bring her art to life, with heart-stirring music and lyrics to alluring fragrance, Mariah unveils a heavenly side of herself with the launch of her newest fragrance, Mariah Carey’s Luscious Pink.This brand is a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/5290980186295919985/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=5290980186295919985' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/5290980186295919985'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/5290980186295919985'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/08/flirty-dewy-petaly-floralcy.html' title='Flirty dewy petaly floralcy'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SJfLl8KMsRI/AAAAAAAAAas/8MihAaiNsHw/s72-c/MCLP_Bottle_a5.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-3621273568453498287</id><published>2008-07-31T14:08:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2008-07-31T14:10:06.580+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>Nord e Sud</title><summary type='text'>A wonderous dinner last night at the Park Hyatt, with a menu designed by Giovanni Pilu, from Sardinia, and Alessandro Pavoni, from Brescia. The two brought elements of their local cuisines – the mountains and the seas – together for a memorable meal. Here’s the menu with matched wines.

Thinly sliced swordfish served raw with grapefruit and Sardinian bottarga with capers
2006 Sella and Mosca ‘</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/3621273568453498287/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=3621273568453498287' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/3621273568453498287'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/3621273568453498287'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/07/nord-e-sud.html' title='Nord e Sud'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-7805284027781795567</id><published>2008-07-27T10:11:00.018+10:00</published><updated>2008-07-28T21:46:02.181+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ephemera'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><title type='text'>Loveable losers: Sydney’s “double A list” are just LA’s leftovers</title><summary type='text'>You can tell how quiet Sydney becomes in winter when the local gossip hacks are forced to lead with claptrap about nobodies.

Witness, for instance, Ros Reine’s column in today's Sunday Telegraph. It leads with the utterly banal story of a former prime minister’s daughter having a go on the turntables at a Kings Cross hole-in-the-back-lane bar where nobody dances. Yawnsies!

In order to justify </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/7805284027781795567/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=7805284027781795567' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7805284027781795567'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7805284027781795567'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/07/social-beat-up.html' title='Loveable losers: Sydney’s “double A list” are just LA’s leftovers'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-703883106011178707</id><published>2008-07-26T23:35:00.003+10:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T20:30:08.724+11:00</updated><title type='text'>My man of the match</title><summary type='text'>An excursion out to Olympic Park tonight for the Bledisloe Cup. While I had a gold Wallabies scarf hanging around my neck, I had my eyes on the very handsome Richard Kahui – an All Blacks' rookie who also happens to be a great player. For the record, Australia won 34-19.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/703883106011178707/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=703883106011178707' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/703883106011178707'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/703883106011178707'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/07/man-of-match.html' title='My man of the match'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SIygns2xT3I/AAAAAAAAAZ8/cPRwfPd9mlk/s72-Rc/RK5.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-7037679844552807005</id><published>2008-07-25T17:12:00.008+10:00</published><updated>2008-07-27T21:40:50.914+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='language'/><title type='text'>How do Oprah, Wu Yi and Angela Merkel feel about this?</title><summary type='text'>And what about Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith?From today's news coverage of US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice’s whirlwind visit to Perth.The Sydney Morning Herald:The world's most powerful woman strolled through the city's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/7037679844552807005/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=7037679844552807005' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7037679844552807005'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7037679844552807005'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/07/how-do-oprah-and-angela-merkel-feel.html' title='How do Oprah, Wu Yi and Angela Merkel feel about this?'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-377341626408391831</id><published>2008-07-25T13:24:00.001+10:00</published><updated>2008-07-26T03:14:48.443+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Is it hot or crazy?</title><summary type='text'>Presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain's campaign spokesperson's name is Tucker Bounds.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/377341626408391831/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=377341626408391831' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/377341626408391831'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/377341626408391831'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/07/is-it-hot-or-crazy.html' title='Is it hot or crazy?'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-3539932883045360045</id><published>2008-07-23T18:44:00.001+10:00</published><updated>2008-07-23T18:51:29.240+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Estelle Getty, 1923–2008</title><summary type='text'>Oh, Estelle. For 173 episodes of this alone, thank you.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/3539932883045360045/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=3539932883045360045' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/3539932883045360045'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/3539932883045360045'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/07/estelle-getty-19232008.html' title='Estelle Getty, 1923–2008'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-8779878601230476609</id><published>2008-07-20T19:00:00.007+10:00</published><updated>2008-07-21T05:20:43.621+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='terror'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='law'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='culture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fashion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><title type='text'>Module behaviour</title><summary type='text'>Which Sydney model has the stage-mother from hell? The chatter at brunch today was electric with tales of the pushy mom who’s riding roughshod over everyone in her daughter’s path towards – well, what? Already chewing her way through agents, the model daughter had literary ambitions and engaged a writer who cooked up a concept, wrote two chapters and came up with a perfect title. Mommie Dearest </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/8779878601230476609/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=8779878601230476609' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/8779878601230476609'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/8779878601230476609'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/07/module-behaviour.html' title='Module behaviour'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-6661708512260870399</id><published>2008-07-19T07:00:00.003+10:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T20:30:08.770+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Which New York socialite has the better name?</title><summary type='text'>Is it Topsy Taylor . . . . . . or Muffie Potter Aston?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/6661708512260870399/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=6661708512260870399' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/6661708512260870399'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/6661708512260870399'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/07/which-new-york-socialite-has-best-name.html' title='Which New York socialite has the better name?'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SIGbBdDZRKI/AAAAAAAAAZM/9uOr9AIP_Uk/s72-Rc/TopsyTaylor.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-1651709805972312119</id><published>2008-07-18T07:00:00.002+10:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T20:30:08.784+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><title type='text'>As if public transport wasn't scary enough</title><summary type='text'>Those devilish pranksters, Improv Everywhere, filled a subway carriage with identical twins, creating a human mirror simply to delight people or freak them out, depending on their disposition. Genius! Video and more photos from the event here.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/1651709805972312119/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=1651709805972312119' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/1651709805972312119'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/1651709805972312119'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/07/as-if-public-transport-wasnt-scary.html' title='As if public transport wasn&apos;t scary enough'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SHtpuEA1cuI/AAAAAAAAAYk/wvzfoybA4u4/s72-Rc/Improv+mirror.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-2630153642232123607</id><published>2008-07-17T07:00:00.003+10:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T20:30:08.795+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='terror'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><title type='text'>Will Nikki Webster infect me with malware?</title><summary type='text'>I came across this warning while fact-checking a story.And your brain, no doubt.Here's what I remember about Nikki Webster: dangling from a wire at the opening ceremony of the Olympics in Sydney eight years ago; a song called "Strawberry Kisses" that could easily become Rickrolling V2.0. That's it. And she's still, against all odds, trying to become a brand. Last I heard she was working the gay </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/2630153642232123607/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=2630153642232123607' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/2630153642232123607'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/2630153642232123607'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/07/will-nikki-webster-infect-me-with.html' title='Will Nikki Webster infect me with malware?'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SHqE9hx5k9I/AAAAAAAAAYc/ZGMg0mWxRLw/s72-Rc/nikki.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-4515897724669641886</id><published>2008-07-16T07:00:00.002+10:00</published><updated>2008-07-16T15:52:51.312+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><title type='text'>Odd jobs</title><summary type='text'>In an institution as old as the British royal household there are some positions that go back centuries, to when the monarchy actually ran the country.


Some positions no longer exist because the roles were absorbed by government. The Master of the Revels, for instance, oversaw royal festivities and, oddly, stage censorship. The Master of the Great Wardrobe ran the office that provided clothing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/4515897724669641886/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=4515897724669641886' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4515897724669641886'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4515897724669641886'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/07/odd-jobs.html' title='Odd jobs'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-5385765899660347881</id><published>2008-07-15T19:40:00.002+10:00</published><updated>2008-07-18T00:11:18.591+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='law'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><title type='text'>Piss off a pilgrim</title><summary type='text'>Two student activists took the New South Wales Government to court today to challenge the special World Youth Day laws that allowed police to detain people or fine them $5,500 for “annoying or inconveniencing” Catholic pilgrims (first discussed in this post) – and won.They argued that the laws, which were never discussed or debated in Parliament, were unconstitutional because they would make </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/5385765899660347881/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=5385765899660347881' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/5385765899660347881'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/5385765899660347881'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/07/pilgrims-and-protests.html' title='Piss off a pilgrim'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-2468945920000052239</id><published>2008-07-15T07:00:00.006+10:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T20:30:08.826+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><title type='text'>Vertigo-round</title><summary type='text'>The Coen brothers are channelling the spirit of Saul Bass in the poster for their new film, Burn After Reading.By the way – quite the cast, isn't it? It opens the Venice Film Festival at the end of August, arriving in cinemas swiftly afterwards. The trailer's here.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/2468945920000052239/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=2468945920000052239' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/2468945920000052239'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/2468945920000052239'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/07/vertigo-round.html' title='Vertigo-round'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SHn5wusPhVI/AAAAAAAAAYU/J1OmnPY0wj8/s72-Rc/bar1-(2).jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-1383615856801959129</id><published>2008-07-14T07:00:00.008+10:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T20:30:08.932+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='law'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><title type='text'>Black-collar crime</title><summary type='text'>The Pope's in town and says he'll apologise for all the pedophile priests. Sorry about all the kiddy-fiddling! Happy World Youth Day, everyone!Broken Rites is a group that helps victims of church-related sex abuse to obtain justice. Since 1993 they’ve documented thousands of cases, in particular involving the Catholic Church. Here is their list of the 107 Catholic priests and religious brothers </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/1383615856801959129/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=1383615856801959129' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/1383615856801959129'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/1383615856801959129'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/07/black-collar-crime.html' title='Black-collar crime'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SHgKoI3Mp4I/AAAAAAAAAYM/LCTWYWHEHhU/s72-c/200712030954.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-777857202082841143</id><published>2008-07-13T07:00:00.002+10:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T23:09:48.355+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ephemera'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='language'/><title type='text'>Then why, exactly, are you here?</title><summary type='text'>What is the one thing that all dreadful people on reality TV shows say to excuse their dreadfulness?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/777857202082841143/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=777857202082841143' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/777857202082841143'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/777857202082841143'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/07/then-why-are-you-here.html' title='Then why, exactly, &lt;i&gt;are&lt;/i&gt; you here?'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-7707275335222093324</id><published>2008-07-12T07:00:00.004+10:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T20:30:09.029+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='technology'/><title type='text'>Recycle your spam</title><summary type='text'>Forward a piece of spam to the Spamrecycler. Its address is spam@spamrecycling.com.It will send you back a link. Click to watch your inbox-clogging piece of crap turn into something far more interesting to look at. Here's what it made out of mine.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/7707275335222093324/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=7707275335222093324' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7707275335222093324'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/7707275335222093324'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/07/recycle-your-spam.html' title='Recycle your spam'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SHbAbXEqkVI/AAAAAAAAAYE/hJK_JYu-5EA/s72-c/spamrecycled.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-4363074322886155701</id><published>2008-07-11T07:00:00.002+10:00</published><updated>2008-07-12T04:27:17.447+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><title type='text'>Movie star morphing</title><summary type='text'>Two excellent videos by Phillip Scott Johnson. How many faces can you name?Men in FilmDouglas Fairbanks Sr., Rudolph Valentino, Charlie Chaplin, James Cagney, Spencer Tracy, Fredric March, Errol Flynn, Fred Astaire, Clark Gable, Laurence Olivier, Gary Cooper, Humphrey Bogart, James Stewart, Tyrone Power, Cary Grant, Henry Fonda, Robert Mitchum, John Wayne, Kirk Douglas, Gene Kelly, Burt Lancaster</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/4363074322886155701/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=4363074322886155701' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4363074322886155701'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4363074322886155701'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/07/movie-star-metamorphoses.html' title='Movie star morphing'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-861603367800962127</id><published>2008-07-10T16:05:00.004+10:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T20:30:09.146+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fashion'/><title type='text'>On yer bike</title><summary type='text'>A bicycle by Chanel. A steal at $13,000.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/861603367800962127/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=861603367800962127' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/861603367800962127'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/861603367800962127'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/07/on-yer-bike.html' title='On yer bike'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SHWn1GeenBI/AAAAAAAAAX8/VN0SEUSIGO0/s72-c/01.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-4035917341381796417</id><published>2008-07-07T20:20:00.007+10:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T20:30:09.293+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fashion'/><title type='text'>For all your fashion news and views</title><summary type='text'>The very fabulous and fearless Patty Huntington has abandoned the shackles of mainstream media to strike out on her own. The author of, most recently, the Fully Chic blog at news.com.au has gone all indie on our ass with her very own blog, [frockwriter].There's a great story about Patty being banned from some off-schedule New York Fashion Week shows a couple of years ago by a megalomaniac PR -- </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/4035917341381796417/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=4035917341381796417' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4035917341381796417'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/4035917341381796417'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/07/for-all-your-fashion-news-and-views.html' title='For all your fashion news and views'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SHHytsbHfuI/AAAAAAAAAXw/Y-6e8YLchj4/s72-c/pattyposter.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-5951434467743188158</id><published>2008-07-07T07:00:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T20:30:09.307+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda</title><summary type='text'>There's a wonderful expression in French, l'esprit d'escalier. It means "the wit of the staircase", thinking of something brilliant you might have said during a conversation – as you're leaving.Its origins come from leaving the drawing room of a grand 18th-century house. (The drawing room, where guests were entertained, was on the first floor – thus Upstairs, Downstairs.)The Germans have a word </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/5951434467743188158/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=5951434467743188158' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/5951434467743188158'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/5951434467743188158'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/07/woulda-coulda-shoulda.html' title='Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/SHC_Z25jzrI/AAAAAAAAAXo/TPiNdz6T0jw/s72-Rc/GrandStaircase.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4333327691690975947.post-5080779466689892482</id><published>2008-07-06T16:16:00.005+10:00</published><updated>2008-07-06T20:33:38.695+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='culture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><title type='text'>Mind your manners, please</title><summary type='text'>Having just finished reading a series of books set in the 1920s and 30s filled with details of calling cards and dressing for dinner, I’m currently obsessed with old systems of manners and etiquette. I’ve uncovered some gems, including the English Manners And Tone Of Good Society, Or Solecisms To Be Avoided by A Member of the Aristocracy (1879) and the American Mrs John M. E. W. Sherwood’s </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/feeds/5080779466689892482/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4333327691690975947&amp;postID=5080779466689892482' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/5080779466689892482'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4333327691690975947/posts/default/5080779466689892482'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paul-hayes.blogspot.com/2008/07/mind-your-manners-please.html' title='Mind your manners, please'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14703197219364638962</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QpgtrQ5ojGI/STKgpPUv1kI/AAAAAAAAAgk/dsM0YiEWWwo/S220/paulhayesrocks%40gmail.com_30e39630.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
